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modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

fuckyeahthescarletwitch:

Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.

ask-the-homestuck-crew:

necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

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CABBAGEBORN

does that make him a…..

cabbage patch kid?

7brat:

princess—-katie:

making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser” 

(Source: princess-neville)

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

(Source: danielodowd)

humansofnewyork:

“We fled to the Philippines, which was under American occupation at the time. But it wasn’t long before the Japanese took over the islands. We were living in Manila, and when the Japanese occupied the city, they began to teach us to read and write Japanese. When the Americans came to retake the city, they invaded from the north, and the Japanese blew up the bridges and barricaded themselves in the southern part of the city where we lived. Shells were falling all around us, because the Japanese had stationed a gun encampment across from our house. One morning, we decided to make a run for the hospital, so that we could put ourselves under the protection of the Red Cross. Our neighbors were running in front of us, pushing their belongings on a pushcart, when they stepped on a land mine and the whole family was killed. We kept running, but when we got to the main street, there was a checkpoint and we weren’t allowed to cross. So we hid beneath a house, and soon we were discovered by Japanese soldiers. They lined us all up against the wall to be executed. We begged and begged and begged for our lives. They finally allowed my mother and the children to step aside, but they told my father to stay. My mother dropped to her knees and asked the Japanese commander to imagine it was his family. And he finally let all of us go.”

humansofnewyork:

“We fled to the Philippines, which was under American occupation at the time. But it wasn’t long before the Japanese took over the islands. We were living in Manila, and when the Japanese occupied the city, they began to teach us to read and write Japanese. When the Americans came to retake the city, they invaded from the north, and the Japanese blew up the bridges and barricaded themselves in the southern part of the city where we lived. Shells were falling all around us, because the Japanese had stationed a gun encampment across from our house. One morning, we decided to make a run for the hospital, so that we could put ourselves under the protection of the Red Cross. Our neighbors were running in front of us, pushing their belongings on a pushcart, when they stepped on a land mine and the whole family was killed. We kept running, but when we got to the main street, there was a checkpoint and we weren’t allowed to cross. So we hid beneath a house, and soon we were discovered by Japanese soldiers. They lined us all up against the wall to be executed. We begged and begged and begged for our lives. They finally allowed my mother and the children to step aside, but they told my father to stay. My mother dropped to her knees and asked the Japanese commander to imagine it was his family. And he finally let all of us go.”

trillrosemafia:


blvck-qod:

stunningpicture:

Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965

Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.

Even back then

trillrosemafia:

blvck-qod:

stunningpicture:

Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965

Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.

Even back then

jackwhynand:

bioshock movie where it’s nothing but jack saving little sisters and running around with them playing games for 2 hours

(Source: urbancatfitters)

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

(Source: blakebaggott)

did-you-kno:

In May of 2010 a $25 pizza was purchased with 10,000 Bitcoins.  Today, 10,000 Bitcoins is equal to $5,886,886 US Dollars.
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did-you-kno:

In May of 2010 a $25 pizza was purchased with 10,000 Bitcoins.  Today, 10,000 Bitcoins is equal to $5,886,886 US Dollars.

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ifitwerestine:

bioshock - irrational games - 2007

"Faggot"

lunadarkshine:

sueishappy:

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BLESS THIS POST seriously anytime someone says faggot this is what I have to explain.

"The only reason I’ve heard supporting gay people is that people should be free to express themselves and love who they want without fear of reprisal!"

Do you need another one!?!?!