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Sep 2

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

Sep 2
kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

Sep 2

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Sep 2

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

Sep 2
workitawff:

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

I always thought my obsession with lipstick meant something, hehe

workitawff:

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

I always thought my obsession with lipstick meant something, hehe

Sep 2
officeofnerd:

150 year old Victorian prosthetic hand. 

officeofnerd:

150 year old Victorian prosthetic hand. 

Sep 2

smugglingsheep:

Favorite Celebrity Meme

Ellen Page

  • Favorite Appearances [3/5]
Sep 2
bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute)

Sep 2

officialunitedstates:

when I was 6 years old we were at the train station waiting for the train and I saw a kid a bit older than me go put a penny on a track and then wait for the train to run over it so it got flat and I got jealous and wanted to outdo him so I but a $1 bill on the track.  that was the day I found out paper is already flat

Sep 2

(Source: lopmon)

Sep 1

sirmagicbeard:

Damn Mass Effect 2 looks fantastic.

MY SHIP

THEY BLEW UP MY FUCKING SHIP

I AM SO MAD

Sep 1

Damn Mass Effect 2 looks fantastic.

Sep 1

ctrayn:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

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Sep 1

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

Sep 1
l-details:

Malcolm Liepke — Hat Cigarette (x)

l-details:

Malcolm Liepke — Hat Cigarette (x)